Sex Toy Reviews

Fleshlight Vagina Stamina Training Unit Review

This week I was sent the Fleshlight Vagina Stamina Training Unit by the team over at Strawberry Blushes. Ok, now let’s be frank; I don’t need to improve my sexual stamina in any way. I have been known by many names, including ‘The Duracell Bunny’, ‘Sergeant Powerhouse’ and ‘The Musky Machine’. I have gained all these names through my high octane performances, granting me the sterling reputation that I obtain today. You ask, ‘Hugh, how did you become such a stamina [...]

BathMate Penis Pump Review

A few weeks ago I was sent something different, something that I usually would not use. The device I’m reviewing today is called the Bathmate Hydrotherapy Penis Pump; apparently one of the best pumps on the market dedicated to increasing the length and girth of your manhood. Now as a man who is perfectly satisfied with the way his manhood looks feels and operates, owning a penis pump has never been the top of my priorities list. On top of [...]

Jessica Rabbit Original Review

The lovely team over at Strawberry Blushes always know how to tickle my fancy, and so this specific toy that they sent me; they just knew it was going to give me hours of pleasure… If you are a woman and you have not heard of – or to that matter even experienced – a Jessica Rabbit before…Goodness gracious, you are missing out. This sex toy rabbit isn’t the cutest of creatures, but if you get over that you are in for [...]

LELO Tiani 2 – Best couples toy ever?

The LELO brand is famed for it’s luxurious touch and amazing quality, and with the new Tiani 2, not an ounce of its visage is sacrificed. Keeping everything at the height of class, we asked ourselves “Can LELO really improve anymore?” And the answer is YES! The innovative and exciting LELO Tiani 2 offers a superb experience particularly for couples. Improved from what we thought was unimprovable, this sensational couples sex toy really is a step above the rest. The first thing [...]

Fleshlight Girls Stoya Lotus Vagina Review

What can I say, I like to keep in shape. I just got back home to discover that my wife is in the shower…however she is taking her sweet time (I think she might be ‘reviewing’ out some of Strawberry Blushes products as I type this!) so I thought I would quickly bang a review out; and then bang one out over Jennifer’s juicy breasts later. So, I don’t know if you lads know much about porn – or porn [...]

Cascade, The Self-Lubricating Sex Toy

Hello you honey dipped lovers! It’s been a while since we last chatted, but I am sorry – I’ve been on holiday! For a whole month I was treated by my luvverly partner Hugh to a month in Cuba, sprawled across the white sanded beaches being touched… by the sun at every moment! However I’m finding my return to the UK difficult indeed; the weather is most bipolar over here – it doesn’t quite know what season it is does [...]